Hi! I'm Nitro Bossman, professional singer/songwriter/blacksmith. While I have not yet made any money singing or writing songs, I have made many swords and horseshoes for which I was also not paid. I'm on a mission to get the world talking about Christmas Crepes again, in defiance of some new traditions which I find disturbing. Some of my earliest memories involve singing around the holiday pit with Ma and Pa, waiting for Grannie Gran to bring us the Christmas Crepes we so desperately craved all year round.

To help achieve my goal, I've released two albums to get everyone back into the Christmas Crepe spirit! Recording them has come at great financial and personal cost. Given my floundering business as a blacksmith, I was forced to max out my credit card in order to make the albums. On a personal note, my friends have all but abandoned me due my efforts to break the new tradition of pretending Christmas Crepes aren't a holiday tradition. "Christmas Crepes aren't a thing" they would say. They've taken it so far that they now refuse to answer my calls or my Facebook invites to Christmas Crepe gatherings. In any event, I hope you enjoy these albums, this website, and all the work I've put into getting the world to talk about Christmas Crepes again. Merry Christmas and happy holidays!

Also, in addition to swords and horseshoes, please contact me if you need any hinges or shovels.