Below are some questions I've received from site visitors.

1. What is a Christmas Crepe?
A: HA! Very Funny. 

2. Are you sure that this wasn't just a tradition in your family? I've sincerely never heard of Christmas Crepes.
A: I'm not going to play this game, people! 

3. What is animal wine? 
A: Animal wine should ONLY be served tepid. In our family, we also drank ours with a dash of cinnamon. Just thinking about it puts me in the Christmas spirit!

4. What is the origin of Greapy the Christmas Crepes Wolf? 
A: Greapy the Christmas Crepes Wolf is as fundamental to the story of Christmas Crepes as animal wine or relaxing around the holiday pit with your family! Greapy represents a lot of the most important parts of Christmas Crepes, including love, loss, redemption, and probably other stuff too. 

5. What was your recording process like?
A: I've spent the better part of 5 years writing, recording, and mixing these records. I began work after creative differences broke up my band. It was a very complicated breakup but, essentially, they thought all our songs shouldn't be about Christmas Crepes, while I had another opinion. 

6. Where did you get your information for "The Story of Christmas Crepes"? I can't find anything to verify it on the internet.
A: The pranksters strike again! I'm not surprised. The lengths people will go to in order to erase Christmas Crepes from our collective memory is astounding. I however, won't be silenced! 

7. How would one make a crepe in a smoker? That doesn't make sense.
A: You'd have to ask old Grannie Gran who has long since passed. She always made the best Christmas Crepes. She also made a mean Thanksgiving Fajita, but that's a whole other story!

8. Who collaborated with you on these albums? 
A: I'm thrilled that Bill "Young Tennessee" Fitzgerald, Smok'in Jack Crawford, and $honzy were willing to lend there talents to my music. I still can't believe David Bowie's last known recording is on my latest album. 

FULL DISCLOSURE: There is some ongoing legal action between us given that I could only pay them in poorly made horseshoes. 

9. Hi, I wrote you before about animal wine. Seriously, what is it? Is... is it blood?
A: I can't emphasize enough how crucial it is to serve animal wine tepid. Too hot, and the fruitier tastes don't quite come through. Too cold, and the animal wine can partially congeal.